“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
I tried to scroll past this. I really did.
- what she says: im fine
- what she means: everything in the jungle wanna eat you baby, i can't blame 'em 'cause u look so fine, i wanna give you sexual rabies, gimme that sweet sweet monkey vagine, though i want to put your pelvis in traction, in pandora the main attraction is blue rabbits fucking
if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants
it means no memories, for the rest of the night (via suchvodka)
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
If you are reading this you are probably not at Comic Con
how dare you
put dean back. Now.
And with Cas’s grace still burning out and burning him out…
NO STOP THAT
It was all about saving Sammy in the end anyway wasn’t it?
^YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
Andre is not a happy camper
the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS
when he texts you first 😘
- Me: fml im so forever alone no one cares about me i have no friends
- Someone: *sends text*
- Me: Omfg y can't people just fucking leave me alone i don't want to hang with u no one understands me just go away