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television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

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fanbot1126:

psilentasincjelli:

carryon-mywayward-misha:

thosewerethe90s:

yaoibutterfly:

rah-b-loved:

inkyblacknight:

paradoxsocks:

ihavemjolnirinmypants:

withoutapresspass:

cyborglovesong:

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UNITEDSTATESCANADAMEXICOPANAMALKFHDSHFSDKJCNOIDSUHFISUFN:SD

I AM GOING TO MAKE LEARNING THIS THE OBJECT OF MY LIFE.

I always lose it at Cota Rica. 

I ALREADY KNOW THIS BY HEART

United States, Canada,
Mexico, Panama,
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru;
Republic Dominican,
Cuba, Carribean,
Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia,
Venezuela,
Honduras, Guyana, and still;
Guatemala, Bolivia,
then Argentina,
and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
Costa Rica, Belize,
Nicaragua, Bermuda,
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan;
Paraguay, Uruguay,
Suriname, and
French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
Norway, and Sweden,
and Iceland, and Finland,
and Germany now one piece;
Switzerland, Austria,
Czechoslovakia,
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
Poland, Romania,
Scotland, Albania,
Ireland, Russia, Oman;
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia,
Hungary,
Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
There’s Syria, Lebanon,
Israel, Jordan,
both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
the Netherlands, Luxembourg,
Belgium, and Portugal,
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.
India, Pakistan,
Burma, Afghanistan,
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan;
Kampuchea, Malaysia,
then Bangladesh, Asia,
and China, Korea, Japan.
Mongolia, Laos,
and Tibet, Indonesia,
the Philippine Islands, Taiwan;
Sri Lanka, New Guinea,
Sumatra, New Zealand,
then Borneo, and Vietnam.
Tunisia, Morocco,
Uganda, Angola,
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana;
Mozambique, Zambia,
Swaziland, Gambia,
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.
Burundi, Lesotho,
and Malawi, Togo,
The Spanish Sahara is gone;
Niger, Nigeria,
Chad, and Liberia,
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.
Tanzania, Somalia,
Kenya, and Mali,
Sierra Leone, and Algier;
Dahomey, Namibia,
Senegal, Libya,
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.
Ethiopia, Guinea_
Bissau, Madagascar,
Rwanda, Mahore[?], and Cayman;
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi,
Qatar, Yugoslavia,
Crete, Mauritania,
then Transylvania,
Monaco, Liechtenstein,
Malta, and Palestine,
Fiji, Australia, Sudan!

reblogging for the lyrics.

OwO

I lose it after Peru.  like, I can’t even follow the lyrics.  I just sit in awe of it.

This show was on in the 90s.

“Germany now in one piece.”

IT FREAKING REFERENCES THE FALLING OF THE BERLIN WALL, 1989

I took this shit as a challenge and memorized it when I was like twelve.

I used to watch animaniacs when I was a kid, and I loved this one!

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veganvibez:

found the best twitter 

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fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

once-upon-a-time-and-space:

I found the giraffes making love on the  TFIOS movie

I’ve been waiting for SO LONG for this post! This is the most definite Nerdfighter reference in the movie…so pleased!

Is this real? I did not notice this while we were filming. I wonder if  propsmaster Kelly did this? (She’s a nerdfighter, so it’s possible.)

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earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i need a gang to follow me around all day and clap when i make jokes

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benderliam:

larrystylinsons:

*white girl voice* harry is not gay guys i saw him eat a pretzel once and my brother eats pretzels all the time and he’s straight

*straight girl voice* i use stereotypes and homophobia to justify my ships bc im training for the musty olympics 2015 im hoping to win gold

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  • Classmate: How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
  • Me: How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?
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babyferaligator:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

tellthemwhoiwillbe:

While you wait for the waiter, 

in that moment

do you not become the waiter

this website goes from saying the sound a car makes is nyoom to deep philosophical questions so fast it gives me whiplash 

nyoom

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the-most-profound-of-bonds:

interruptingpanda:

tipsy-tom-drank-too-much-blood:

avrooml:

anchy2006:

someone has expanded their interests I see

LOKI NO

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I saw this and nearly spit.

I feel so much sympathy for the people who don’t understand the humor in this

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forsakers:

I tumblr more than I go outside.

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captaincaesarflarkness:

legobitar:

caesar flickerman & jack harkness sittin’ in a tree…

Klipp bort: cut this (from the show)

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edgarallantotes:

Press play. Do it.

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vinebox:

When people keep bothering you

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